And I am also of the opinion that if a vanilla-y, lime-y concoction works as a sparkling water, than it would just work even better as a highly sweet Mtn Dew style flavorsplosion. I am aware that this is a strange choice, but hear me out: Key Lime LaCroix is the best LaCroix (in my opinion the Sporked team went with regular Lime). This would be deep, earthy, tangy, and sweet-and I would buy the heck out of it. Heck, they could even make this one spicy! Plus, they could do a fun collab with Tangy Tamarind Doritos which came out last year and were absolutely delicious. It would be like Tamarind Jarritos but “EXTREME!!!”, and caffeinated, and probably a really bright color. I want it to be blue, I want it to be aggressively and exclusively blue raspberry flavored, and I want it to be puckeringly sour. And then there’s the upcoming Mtn Dew Summer Breeze. They also recently added back the fan-favorite Typhoon, flavored like Strawberry & Pineapple. I know Mtn Dew has released Dark Berry and Voltage, which both have blue raspberry flavor along with others, but I’m talking straight up Blue ICEE meets copious amounts of citric acid. Mtn Dew’s online store sells five exclusive formulas of Game Fuel including Orange Storm, Tropical Spike, and a few others. (Though maybe they aren’t doing this because they are owned by Pepsi and don’t want to cannibalize their own corporation? I don’t know, I say go for it anyway.) I mean come on, a cola flavor?! People would drink that ish up. The shocking part is that this hasn’t happened yet. In the scheme of possible new Mtn Dew flavors, this wouldn’t be all that shocking. Wouldn’t this be so refreshing? The sour and bitter floral character of the grapefruit with the sour and sweet floral character of the guava would combine to make a super balanced sweet, sour, bitter masterpiece and I want it. Where’s our passionfruit, Mtn Dew? Rude.) Guava Grapefruit (It’s worth noting that Mtn Dew Passionfruit Frenzy has apparently existed exclusively in New Zealand for a decade already. In their quest for the new, buzz-worthy flavor, a few interesting tastes were born (and some stuck) in the U.S. I don’t trust brands that don’t have a passionfruit flavor at this point. Mountain Dew is no stranger to this concept, often working with their 'fans' to vote on and create interesting blends with promotional campaigns like DEWmocracy and FanDEWmonium. You’re supposed to look at a Dew bottle and feel a twinge of regret every gulp as the brightly colored monstrosity before you diminishes in grandeur, leaving behind a plastic huskthe bullet. It’s beverage rule number one: There should always be a passionfruit flavor. Here are our ideas for new Mtn Dew flavors. What more could a girl want? Well, sit back and relax, because I’m about to tell you exactly what more this girl wants. Mtn Dew has given us everything from melon to “sour candy” (this year’s Halloween VooDEW flavor) to Goji Citrus Strawberry. I mean, there are already so many Mtn Dew flavors, it’s tough to think of ones they haven’t released at one point or another. I have to admit, it wasn’t easy to come up with ideas for new Mtn Dew Flavors.
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